mofo
launch a coin

how it works

talk is a bid.
literally.

fomo is where people explain why they are buying a coin. mofo is the mirror: a launchpad where that explanation is the buy order. The coin pays for it out of fees it already earned, and everything it buys is destroyed.

01

every trade pays 1.3% to 6.3%

Three parts, set by the creator at launch and frozen: the platform's fixed 0.30%, a creator fee of 0 or 1%, and a protocol fee of 1% to 5% that belongs to the coin itself.

02

the coin splits its part 60/40

60% of the protocol fee loads the burn vault. 40% fills the holder pot. Coin-denominated fees are never sold: the vault burns them as they are.

03

a thesis pulls the trigger

A keeper watches fomo. A thesis about coin X becomes a receipt on X's vault, and the vault spends a quarter of its pot buying X and burning it.

04

holders build the mesh

Every 24 hours, holders vote the pot into deeper pools or new ones against any token. One token, one vote, split in proportion.

fees

where every basis point goes.

Two dials the creator sets once. The platform's 0.30% never moves.

1%is what the trader pays

the curve

a bonding curve with no curve contract.

The factory puts all 1,000,000,000 coins into one Uniswap v4 position, one-sided, starting at a 1.68 ETH valuation, and hands that position to a locker that has no way to take it back out. That is mathematically a bonding curve. "Graduated" is just a latch at 4.2 ETH that switches voting on. Nothing migrates, so there is nothing to rescue.

the burn

no thesis, no buy.

There is no clock and no bot loop. A coin nobody talks about keeps its pot armed and waiting. When a thesis lands, the keeper's only power is to write "thesis seen" into that coin's vault. It cannot touch the money.

Each thesis fires 25% of the standing pot, never less than 0.005 ETH. If the pot is too small the receipt waits on chain; it is never dropped. The buy's price impact is capped below the round-trip fee, so buying, posting your own thesis and selling into the burn is a guaranteed loss.

the mesh

holders aim the other 40%.

After graduation, holders vote once a day on where the pot goes: deepen an existing pool, or open a new one against any token on Robinhood Chain. Stocks, USDG, other communities' coins.

Votes cannot be bought for a block: your weight is the smaller of your balance at the last round and at this one. The pot is split in proportion to votes, so nobody ever directs more than their own share. More pools means every trade is echoed by arbitrage, and every echo pays the fee again.

safety by construction

what each contract can never do.

Every contract is immutable. No owner keys, no proxies, no upgrades. A bug in our code could lose fees. It cannot touch your balance or the locked liquidity.

contractwhat it doeswhat it can never do
MofoTokenA stock OpenZeppelin ERC-20 with vote checkpoints. 1B fixed supply, minted once.Mint, pause, tax or blacklist. There is no custom transfer logic at all.
MofoFactoryOne call launches the token, the curve pool and the coin's own contracts, and takes the launch fee.Touch a coin after it has launched.
MofoHookLets only the locker add liquidity so outsiders cannot skim fees, and applies the 3-second sniper fee.Hold funds or make external calls.
LiquidityLockerOwns every position forever. Anyone may call collect() to forward fees.Decrease or transfer a position. That code path does not exist.
FeeSplitterPlatform share to the treasury, the creator fee to the creator, the protocol fee 60/40 to vault and pot.Change its ratios.
BurnVaultHolds the 60%. Buys the coin and burns it, only while a thesis is pending.Send value anywhere except into a swap whose output goes to the burn address.
BuilderHolds the 40%, runs the daily vote, buys pair assets and adds locked liquidity.Pay out to any address.
PlatformTreasuryReceives the platform's share from every coin. 80% of it buys $MOFO and burns it.Lower the burn share, or spend the burn money on anything else.

now go say something.

Pick a coin with an armed pot, post why you like it on fomo, and watch it buy.

find an armed pot